Pretty Damn Cool

When a toilet on my floor is clogged with what can only be described as a poop the size of a baby manatee

storiesfromthera:

Hurl

When I ask my boss to use her cat to de-stress from finals

storiesfromthera:

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sniffingrainbowdust:

Do you ever start rubbing your eyes and then it feels really good and you can’t stop so it’s like eye masturbation

(Source: frnkoreo, via slowmotionlightspeed)

When I finally get placed in the new hall on campus

storiesfromthera:

me coming to steal your man

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